Young Man and God


Young man: “God, how long to you is a million years?
God: “Half a moment to you”
Young man: “And what is a million pounds to you?
God: “Like one of your pennies, son”
Young man: “Could I have a couple of your pennies?”
God: “Certainly; just a moment.”

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Thought 4 The Day

Stop trying to impress God with your integrity or with anything you think he will like. Nothing we can do can make us acceptable to God. He says,“Come home just as you are.” The door is unlocked.

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